Disclaimer of Unopened Bottles
1. The value of the auctioned item is in the collectible container, not its contents.
2. The container has not been opened, but any incidental contents are not intended for consumption.
3. This item is not available in any retail outlet, and the container has a value that substantially exceeds the current retail price of the alcohol in the container.
4. As the seller, I will take steps to ensure that the buyer of this collectible container is of lawful age in the and sellers jurisdiction (generally 21 years old) .
5. The buyer and seller ensure that the sale complies with all applicable laws and shipping regulations (domestic shipping only)
Howdy-do! and Welcome to all youse guys!
If ya been lookin’ fer a place to find dat der rare soda ya been hankerin’ for, and was wonderin’ if ya’d ever find it again…we say…You Betcha!
C’mon in and take a peek ‘round Maw, and Paw’s Pop Shop. We’re located in Trivers, which is way up in da Nort Woods o’ Wisconsin. We’re pert near da Canadian border, don’tcha know?...er no?